Offensive pickup lines are not for the faint-hearted.
They are bold daring and often toe the line between funny and inappropriate.
If you’re looking to make a strong impression these lines are for you.
Use them wisely and be prepared for any reaction!
Cheeky and Bold Pickup Lines
- Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I smile.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right.
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
- Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Best Pick:Â
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.
Playfully Offensive Pickup Lines
- Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine and I want to take you home.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me interest.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for your stupidity.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want to get burned.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because I can see you cleaning my house later.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you annoying me in my future.
- Do you have a name or can I call you annoying?
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re always right even when you’re wrong.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m not feeling a connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine but I still want to avoid you.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your nonsense.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me a headache.
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a punchline.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you but not really.
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this irritating?
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I frown.
- Is your name Google? Because you’re not what I was searching for.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re not that Cu-Te.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk away now?
Best Pick:Â
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Sassy and Savage Pickup Lines
- Are you always this annoying or is today a special occasion?
- Do you have a name or can I call you irrelevant?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine but I still want to avoid you.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re not da balm.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me a headache.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee running away from you.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot but I don’t want to get burned.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because I can see you cleaning my house but I’d rather not.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you annoying me in my future.
- Do you have a name or can I call you a mistake?
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re always right even when you’re wrong.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m not feeling a connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine but I still want to avoid you.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your nonsense.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me a headache.
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a punchline.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you but not really.
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this irritating?
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I frown.
- Is your name Google? Because you’re not what I was searching for.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re not that Cu-Te.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk away now?
Best Pick:Â
Are you always this annoying or is today a special occasion?
Flirty but Offensive Pickup Lines
- Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I smile.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right.
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
- Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Best Pick:Â
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.
Over-the-Top Offensive Pickup Lines
- Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine and I want to take you home.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me interest.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for your stupidity.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want to get burned.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because I can see you cleaning my house later.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you annoying me in my future.
- Do you have a name or can I call you annoying?
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re always right even when you’re wrong.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m not feeling a connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine but I still want to avoid you.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your nonsense.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me a headache.
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a punchline.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you but not really.
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this irritating?
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I frown.
- Is your name Google? Because you’re not what I was searching for.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re not that Cu-Te.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk away now?
Best Pick:Â
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Funny but Offensive Pickup Lines
- Are you always this annoying or is today a special occasion?
- Do you have a name or can I call you irrelevant?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine but I still want to avoid you.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re not da balm.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me a headache.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee running away from you.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot but I don’t want to get burned.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because I can see you cleaning my house but I’d rather not.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you annoying me in my future.
- Do you have a name or can I call you a mistake?
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re always right even when you’re wrong.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m not feeling a connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine but I still want to avoid you.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your nonsense.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me a headache.
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a punchline.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you but not really.
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this irritating?
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I frown.
- Is your name Google? Because you’re not what I was searching for.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re not that Cu-Te.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk away now?
Best Pick:Â
Are you always this annoying or is today a special occasion?
Cheesy but Offensive Pickup Lines
- Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I smile.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right.
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
- Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Best Pick:Â
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.
Outrageously Offensive Pickup Lines
- Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine and I want to take you home.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me interest.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for your stupidity.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want to get burned.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because I can see you cleaning my house later.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you annoying me in my future.
- Do you have a name or can I call you annoying?
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re always right even when you’re wrong.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m not feeling a connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine but I still want to avoid you.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your nonsense.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me a headache.
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a punchline.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you but not really.
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this irritating?
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I frown.
- Is your name Google? Because you’re not what I was searching for.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re not that Cu-Te.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk away now?
Best Pick:Â
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Risky but Hilarious Pickup Lines
- Are you always this annoying or is today a special occasion?
- Do you have a name or can I call you irrelevant?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine but I still want to avoid you.
- Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re not da balm.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me a headache.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee running away from you.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot but I don’t want to get burned.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because I can see you cleaning my house but I’d rather not.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you annoying me in my future.
- Do you have a name or can I call you a mistake?
- Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re always right even when you’re wrong.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m not feeling a connection.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine but I still want to avoid you.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your nonsense.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you’re giving me a headache.
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a punchline.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you but not really.
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this irritating?
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I frown.
- Is your name Google? Because you’re not what I was searching for.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re not that Cu-Te.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk away now?
Best Pick:Â
Are you always this annoying or is today a special occasion?
Conclusion
Offensive pickup lines are a risky but fun way to break the ice. They can be hilarious shocking or downright cringe-worthy. Use them wisely and be prepared for any reaction. Remember confidence is key but so is knowing when to back off.
